And of course the first ride was from the Lakeline LaQuinta to downtown. After getting bounced around downtown for a few rides, I set my home address in the app so I could get out of downtown. I made it to the UT campus and started getting bounced around there with the rides supposedly on the way to the destination that I had set. That address timed out but I had made it far enough away that the gravitational forces from downtown couldn't reach me anymore.
Coming into downtown on Congress street from the South is a completely beautiful experience. Such so that I almost missed a left hand turn comimg down the hill.
Those frickin' flashing yellow left turn arrows are tripping me out for some reason. They are an excellent idea but seem to make my mind drift kinda like the Jessica Alba shower scene in Machete.
Another first tonight. Dropped off at Terry Blacks BarBQ and picked up without moving an inch. I dont think the doors even got closed between riders. Passed by Terry Black's 3 times tonight and the line was out to the street each time.
Picked up a group of guys that had been to a show at Stubbs. They were very impressed with the performance and just as I was about to ask who it was, one of the guys blurted out that during one of the songs he could feel hair growing on his balls. That pretty much killed my question and all interest that I had in who the group was.
Another party up in hills. 6 young girls and 2 of them were drunk as hell. Almost like a flight attendent on an airline I went over the drill of where the barf bags were and what my expectations were. I turned the a/c cold and drove those winding, dipping and diving roads like I was hauling a nuclear bomb as I tried not to cause motion sickness. It worked.
Back to the hills in a different part of the lake where the driveways are almost vertical. Deer and foxes walk right up to the vehicle while waiting in the driveway. Another drunk person. Actually, no, he was not drunk. He had "over-served" himself. I cannot help but recall Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker. (I did not know that they had split up until just now when I looked them up to make sure I spelled the names correctly)
Picked up another supposedly drunk guy that the bartender was arranging the ride for. It is always interesting how much more in control the older drunks are when compared to the younger drunks.
The last ride ended up being just up the street from my house. So close that I had to go out of my way to get to a Whataburger. I wanted to add a different one to the list but the closest one was Lake Creek and 620 so that is where I went.
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